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Post by Kirin no Rei 77 on Dec 30, 2008 14:49:52 GMT -4
Why in the hell would anyone wish for that? But what kinds of cards are we talking about here? Pokemon cards? Yeah, I'm just gonna go with Pokemon. The cards come to life and they indeed, cannot harm you (they're pretty sad little monsters anyways), but the very-adult Magic cards come to life as well and they can hurt you....and do! A lot. I wish I were able to write graffiti proficiently so's I could go out and tag the crap out of things.
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 30, 2008 19:14:03 GMT -4
You do, but soccer moms, the root of all stupidity in America find some way to have you jailed, because they're THAT anal about jack shit.
I wish there was a Sailor Earth, and that she was the hottest and most powerful Sailor Scout
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 30, 2008 20:07:51 GMT -4
Granted. When she touched you spontaneously combusted and now you look like Two-Face. She said afterwards:
IMMA FIREN MAH LAZAR O o /¯____________________________ | BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
I wish I had the ability to heal wounds, scars, etc..., no matter how bad they are.
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 31, 2008 12:41:09 GMT -4
Then you outlive everything in the universe and live as a lonely living corpse floating through the everlasting void that is Time and Space, and do nothing but watch as the eons pass by...
I wish the next guy to respond to this wish, that his internet goes down...Forever!!!
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 31, 2008 14:52:10 GMT -4
In my rage at having my internet shut down I become Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick the internet into working and kick you for even suggesting to take away my precious interwebs
I wish Jack Thompson and Hilarly Clinton and all the Neo Nazi Feminists that think men are the root of evil were strapped to a chair and forced to read every bad fanfiction known to man
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Post by crossbrand on Jan 1, 2009 6:01:10 GMT -4
Then when they escape cause Sarah Pailin smelled that conservatives were in danger of realizing 'Free Thought'. Then they start this anti-anime Agenda, then all anime, manga, videogames, eroge, and the ViralVideo Sites are shut down indefinetely and the only ones available have to be paid for. And in response to all this:Every geek and Otaku around the world a month after all this has happened, has commited Sepuku. Then with the population completely shrunk, i take advantage and take over the world!!! MOOWA HA HAA!!!
I wish this lump over my teeth is only just a boil filled with blood.
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Post by newageretrohippie on Jan 1, 2009 11:49:14 GMT -4
It is, but the blood just so happens to contain spider eggs.
I wish I had a photographic memory.
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Post by crossbrand on Jan 1, 2009 17:04:54 GMT -4
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Post by Trinity on Jan 2, 2009 0:44:31 GMT -4
Your computer will crash from the terrible picture.
I wish I had a red bull.
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Post by tuxedominimask on Jan 2, 2009 3:04:44 GMT -4
You drink red bull and it gives you wings, just as there is a huge storm. You get shocked by lightning and fall from the sky! lol
I wish people remembered that I started this topic
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Post by crossbrand on Jan 2, 2009 4:13:56 GMT -4
We do, we just choose not to cause its just tacky to do so.
I wish you well.
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Post by newageretrohippie on Jan 2, 2009 12:03:11 GMT -4
A well appears out of the sky and almost falls on me. You are arrested for attempted murder.
I wish I had a dime for every time I posted in this thread.
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Post by crossbrand on Jan 2, 2009 12:26:30 GMT -4
But you still owe back taxes of 15 cents to every dime youve made.
I wish for Rain
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Post by vfanatic on Jan 2, 2009 15:31:31 GMT -4
You get her, but seeing as you have no Gundam she's useless to you
I wish the next poster would be punched into the ground at high speeds from 100 feet in the air
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Post by AnimatedEvey47 on Jan 4, 2009 23:18:40 GMT -4
Granted....but I come crashing down on top of you at 200 mph
I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.
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