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Post by newageretrohippie on Sept 24, 2009 1:01:16 GMT -4
Unfortunately, that gate was also holding in a pack of irate kangaroos.
Now that I have 500 posts, I wish for retirement with full benefits.
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Post by supergub on Sept 24, 2009 19:41:38 GMT -4
Granted, but even full benefits completely suck. I wish that all LIVING evil things on the planet would go POOF and disappear into the flames of hell.
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Post by bluestarintears on Sept 24, 2009 21:53:34 GMT -4
Granted, but the evil things get bored and decided to come back as dead evil things.
I wish I knew what the hell I'm supposed to do for my lab report and magically finish it in like 5 minutes.
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Post by AnimatedEvey47 on Sept 25, 2009 14:41:55 GMT -4
Granted but now you know TMI about everything in the world, especially the stuff you don't want to know about.
I wish my sickness would go away.
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Post by supergub on Sept 25, 2009 15:48:46 GMT -4
granted, but now you have a new, terminal, uncurable sickness.
I wish that this wish and the next wish I made both came true and were incorruptible.(by the way, that was only one wish.)
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Post by bluestarintears on Sept 26, 2009 2:37:40 GMT -4
Granted, but the wish after that goes so wrong you wish that the previous two had something wrong with them.
I wish I had some type of giant flying bird to fly me wherever I wanted.
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