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Post by crossbrand on Dec 25, 2008 16:06:54 GMT -4
Unfortunately you floated off into space and your lungs imploded
I wish for the impossible!!!
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 25, 2008 18:10:10 GMT -4
Then it would be possible, thus making its impossibility illogical and redundant.
I wish for diplomatic immunity anywhere around the world.
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 25, 2008 20:52:08 GMT -4
Granted. Diplomats can no longer harm you.
I wish to cancel the next person's wish.
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 27, 2008 15:46:12 GMT -4
Being that I am playing Chrono Trigger DS I use the power of space time to avoid your cancellation which will be carried over to the poster AFTER me
I wish I could be lvl 1000 is Disgaea 3 so I can do OVER 9000 damage
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Post by teh crazydude on Dec 27, 2008 15:55:02 GMT -4
what, 9,000? okay, but in order to do over 9,000 damage, you need to divide by zero[each and every time].
i wish megami would tell me[and perhaps the rest of the people on the boards] a story of her misadventures in arizona!
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 28, 2008 0:03:28 GMT -4
Your wish got cancelled because of vfanatic's power over space and time. But KrisRix and Chuck Norris intercepted and that original wish got cancelled. But after your wish got granted, it ended up being a RickRoll being sung by Raye that turns you into an ass pirate, makes you cut yourself, and makes you pray to Satan.
I wish I was omnipotent.
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 28, 2008 10:02:29 GMT -4
The Genie misreads this as impotent. Have fun.
I wish internet memes no longer existed.
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 28, 2008 18:56:43 GMT -4
The internet hears this and replys 'IMA CHARGE'N MA LAZORS!'
I wish I wasnt addicted to fufilling the death and utter annihlation to all of humanity!!!SHOOP DE WOOP!!!
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 28, 2008 21:16:53 GMT -4
My lvl 15 Fury Fatalist in Disgaea 3 uses his Nanto Suicho Ken rip off move Phantasm Blow which tears you to shreds, thus ending your dark desire...I'll send flowers
I wish the next poster would be sealed in an enclosed room, no possible means of escape except figuring out the greatest mystery of life, which came first the Chicken or the Egg
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 29, 2008 11:34:48 GMT -4
I find out that they were both created by Xenu. The utter disappointment causes me to lose faith in humanity. Thanks a lot.
I wish I could talk to the animals.
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 29, 2008 13:31:40 GMT -4
They dont want to talk to you since your intentions with them are not exactly 'Kosher'
I wish I didnt kill all those people...
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 29, 2008 18:15:24 GMT -4
Ok. Now they're back for revenge as those annoying Nazi zombies from "Call of Duty: World at War." They torture you by eating your limbs, dancing the "Hare Hare Yukai" Dance and force you to watch slideshows of dead animals (it's over 9000): All while a looped "Caramelldansen" is playing in the background." (internet memes much).
I wish for SMA to dance either the "Hare hare Yukai" dance or the "Caramelldansen" dance on Youtube or in the NYC Comic-Con
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Post by AnimatedEvey47 on Dec 29, 2008 21:32:40 GMT -4
But then SMA tramples people and they cause the death of thousands of people.
I wish I could get to Full Member status.
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 30, 2008 11:26:02 GMT -4
Granted, but the 48 posts required to do so were taken from starving children in Africa.
They needed those posts to make it through the Winter.
Now your Full Member title is coated in the hollowed screams and dying blood of newborns and children alike.
I wish I was NOT able to understand everything that hscr4ever just wrote.
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 30, 2008 14:43:49 GMT -4
Now you are deaf.
I wish that children's cards actually had the ability to come to life and they would not be able to harm me.
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