Favorite lines from dubs.

[usagi]

I know we all have watched a dubbed anime and thought some of the lines were just awkward, silly, or just straight up funny. Post them here.

From Ah! My Goddess!:
"And I'll have you know, I've got a great rack." (While the dub of AMG is pretty good, I couldn't help but share this nugget of hilarity with you. I had to take a double take when I heard Sayoko say it! XD)

From Evangelion:
"Tell me Shinji, is Misato still wild in bed?"
"Sex fiends."
"I'm so fucked up."

From Pokemon:
"Are you guys Pokemon or people?" (original dialogue was "Are those breasts?")

And pretty much everything said in the Sailor Moon dub.

[usagi]

I remember in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, they actually used the term "moe". Seriously?

[usagi]

Is everyone here an anime snob and can only watch subs? C'mon, we can all get a kick out of bad dubs, can't we?

[vfanatic]

Let that Child alone

[hscr4ever]

From the Pokemon Dub: 4Kids trying to cover up riceballs as jelly doughnuts. At that point, I almost gave up on dubbed anime. Then they come out of nowhere and say Arbok evolves to Seviper. FTW. 4Kids=Fail

DBZ Ocean Dub: It's over 9000!!! (Brian Drummond). I like Christopher Sabat's portrayl of Vegeta, but this line was Drummond's pinnacle of Vegeta. Plus it inspired thousands of Youtube videos until it ascended into an Internet meme.

[Trinity]

Darn...I forgot which episode from Gurren Lagann but it's when they show timeskip Yoko saving Shimon and Viral from Evil Nia. I liked her line so much more than the subbed version.

Rachael from Red Garden: Don't leave me here with Rachael Ray and help me cook!

[vfanatic]

You have to help meeeeeeeee!?

[usagi]

"It's times like these that make me want to go straight."
James from Pokemon

[sailorjupiterox]

Umm ... in the SMA series definitely everything that comes out of Raye's mouth ^_^ HILARIOUS STUFF

[usagi]

While the dub of Cowboy Bebop is great, I still can't believe the word "otaku" was used. Never ever ever use anime nerd slang in a dub, mkay?

[crossbrand]

Anything taken out of context in any of the KOEI Warriors games

My lord comes first
You have a big mouth
Ill pull out, for now
Your family must have been Exclusive, if you catch my meaning

Theres like a billion of these on gamefaqs

[natendowii]

There's a Wealth of Classic Dialogue lines in Corn Pone 'Flicks' B.A.D (Bad American Dubbing) Trilogy

These are a few

Captain Harlock
Maya "Oh Please Mr. Wolf, don't hurt me!"
*A Knife is thrown into the wolf's head killing him*
Harlock: "Maya, Up here!"
Maya: "Oh Harlock it's you!"
Harlock *Jumps off the ledge* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! It's me!"
Maya: "Oh Harlock.." *Sobs* Thank you for Coming *starts crying*"
Harlock: *Chuckles*, (singing) "Who's afraid of the Big Bad wolf?"
Maya: *sobs* "I am..."

"Watch my Finger."

Robotech

"Rick Felt Sorry that he had a Sucking Chest wound..."-Acctual Narration
"Begin the Zapping!"

Ghost in the Shell (The Original Movie)

Batou: "Major, You've got some Static in your brain, are you ok?"
Kusanagi: "'Must be a loose Wire" (I say this because the original was "It's that time of the Month Again.")

"Get out of the [EFF!]ing way!"-Batou (The Original was just Silent in that part)

Batou: "What're you're thoughts on the Puppet Master, Chief?"
Aramaki: "He's nothing more than a mere Puppet himself."

Ghost in the Shell: Stand alone Complex

(the following lines of Dialogue take place in a hotel bed)
Kid: "Hey Sis?"
Kusanagi: "What is it?"
Kid: "When you're a cyborg...Can you have Sex?"
Kusanagi: *Turns over to face him and pulls the bedsheets up revealing her breasts to him* "Do you wanna find out?
Kid: "Some other time..."