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Post by crossbrand on Dec 25, 2008 11:53:01 GMT -4
Cause joy is for those with no burdens
Did you get what you wanted this christmas?
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Post by Trinity on Dec 25, 2008 14:55:19 GMT -4
Not everything I wanted but mostly
How many ways is there to die?
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 25, 2008 16:02:01 GMT -4
Im actually gonna give this a try[puts on some music] Lets go: Severing the head from the neck, Crushing the head, stabbing the skull, hitting the larynx so it forces itself to engorge and sufficate the victim, Bleeding to death, Cutting the stomach so the organs fallout, Breast cancer, Brain Cancer, Aids, Liver disease, Lung Cancer, Old age, SIDs, Complications from surgery, Burning to death, Breathing in Fire, Choking, Falling off a high place, getting fataly shot, jumping off a high building, Losing a Fist Fight, Nerve gas, dying on a routine training excercise in the military, extreme phyiscal exertion, malnutrion, Poisening, complications from Buelimia, Starving to Death, Overhydration, Dehydration, Drowing, longterm self abuse, Shell shock, electricution, laughing to death, HeartAttack, Stroke, Getting hit in a vital spot, hit by a car, run over by a car, getting shot from a drivebye, in a war, in a national tragedy, in a natural disaster, earthquake, wildfire, crushed by a heavy object, avalanche of snow, avalanche of stones, falling into a lava, getting shot at, suicide bomber, blood diamond mutilation, torture, bullet through the brain, steak through the heart, drinking bleach, drinking engine oil, pissing off gangsters, attempt at mimicing JACKASS, Burying yourself in Sand trying to imitate the fight in NARUTO when Gaara fought Kimimaru [that one actually happened, Believe It!], being to close to a grenade, being to close the edge, Imitating Pro Wrestling, Sword Fighting with real swords, Pointing a empty gun at an armed enemy, owing the wrong person too much money, Impaling, evicerating, eating ajax, eating too much sugar, getting your nose broken and then immediately having the cartillage stabbing your brain, Good sex, Bad sex, lynching, breaking your femur so that it stabs one of the major veins in your thighs and then it'll bleed out excessively, unintentional autopsy, buried alive, What ever the cops shows have done in the last 50 or so years, smoke inhalation, mustard gas, putting the hose of pressurized air up into your nose and pressing the button will freeze and kill your sinus then you immediately after, dog attack [Feh!!! Survived that when i was 5], prison shanking, prison rape, gang rape, autoerotic exficiation, beating, stomping, overdose on painkillers, over dose on drinking, pissing off KrisRix, pissing off the wrong person, overdose on viagra...Alright this is taking as long as the plot in DBZ[1Pisse/N@RuToe/Bleagh/Hoekuto/etc.] I'll just say over 9000!!!
How many more must die to make you satisfied, you bastards?!?!
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 25, 2008 20:41:09 GMT -4
Only a few more. Who?
Everyone you love.
With everything I ate this Christmas, I'm pretty sure it all contained at least 5 pounds of sugar and butter. Should I be concerned?
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 25, 2008 20:50:49 GMT -4
No, cause you'll be in a diabetic coma in 5 seconds after reading this.
Why is innocence bliss?
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 25, 2008 20:55:30 GMT -4
I would tell you, but you look so happy.
Were you sent here by the devil?
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GrimReaperSakura
Full Member
If life is a curse.Then Death is a Blessing.
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Post by GrimReaperSakura on Dec 25, 2008 22:53:36 GMT -4
Yeah I was and it didn't take you long to notice
Was it that obvious?
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Post by hscr4ever on Dec 26, 2008 0:08:23 GMT -4
As obvious as everybody knowing that the bird is the word
Why do women have boobs?
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Post by teh crazydude on Dec 26, 2008 1:15:19 GMT -4
so guys have something to look at when they're listening to them! who's your daddy!?
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Post by Trinity on Dec 26, 2008 9:53:30 GMT -4
Gosh, I don't want to know.
Squirt gun war in the winter time. Right here, right now?
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 27, 2008 13:36:33 GMT -4
Id rather use waterballons filled with Nitroglycerin
Didnt that guy up there mean: Ignorance is bliss? [Wow, suddenly I'm chanelling Japan's Sailor Mercury]
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 27, 2008 15:02:47 GMT -4
Yes....yes indeed...
WHICH WAY DID HE GO GEORGE WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 27, 2008 18:01:14 GMT -4
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
In a closed off room without weapons, how many 5 year olds do you think you can take on?
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 27, 2008 18:57:35 GMT -4
If I think of my sister's groin spawn while fighting, all of em...ALL OF THEM...god they're so annoying...
Centipedes in HER Vagina? Is it more likely then we think?
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Post by teh crazydude on Dec 27, 2008 19:07:17 GMT -4
no, it's worse than we thought. it's cancer. she has three months to live...
what's the word, bird?
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