fantachan
Junior Member
I DEFY PHYSICS!!
Posts: 57
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Post by fantachan on Dec 18, 2008 13:35:01 GMT -4
I got my mom animal books. One of them is called "Breaking the Bad News with Baby Animals." I've yet to get my dad something.
"Why do people say that money talks?"
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 18, 2008 22:43:59 GMT -4
"Cause no one wants to Pay attention for free"
PLOTHOLE ABOUT SM AND A STUPID QUESTION: If Rei prays [or meditates] so much by the fire, why doesnt she have a 'Tan' or darker complection like her gramps?
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Post by AnimatedEvey47 on Dec 19, 2008 11:09:05 GMT -4
Because she has some invisible protective shield over her...
Why didn't George W Bush get wacked in the face by the shoes thrown at him?
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 19, 2008 13:45:12 GMT -4
Because reporters have bad aim.
If you were moving at the speed of light, dropped a baseball how long would it take you to need to use the bathroom again?
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 20, 2008 13:00:47 GMT -4
About 30 minutes, give or take the juice i just drank.
Where is the love?
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GrimReaperSakura
Full Member
If life is a curse.Then Death is a Blessing.
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Post by GrimReaperSakura on Dec 20, 2008 13:42:40 GMT -4
There is no Love its all in your mind
Why people need to back stab?
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Post by youkuro on Dec 20, 2008 15:00:32 GMT -4
Because stabbing in the front leaves a bloody mess.
How can you have any pudding if you don't finish your meat? -Little Kuriboh
(-)Youkuro
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Post by Kirin no Rei 77 on Dec 21, 2008 14:28:00 GMT -4
Who the hell would want pudding anyways? It's repulsive.
If a tree is chopped down in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does it phone for pizza?
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Post by newageretrohippie on Dec 21, 2008 17:24:16 GMT -4
The tree will phone for one from a local pizza shop branch and bark orders till it they get it's order right. Until stem the tree will attempt to unroot any problems they have in understanding what it wants. It mostly likely won't leaf a tip.
If bad enough can puns actually cause physical pain?
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 21, 2008 17:39:25 GMT -4
Then Vanilla Poptarts are the secret to economical gain
Can you count to Purple?
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 22, 2008 12:45:35 GMT -4
16 20 17 16 12 5 p u r p l e
On Batman: If Bruce Wayne in his daily routine happens to come across Commisioner Gordon in just a normal social Situation, and they have a conversation that happens to be about a recent case, does Bruce Wayne dissapear out the window in the middle of whatever Gordon is saying?
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 22, 2008 12:48:45 GMT -4
Yes....BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMNED BATMAN
How much wood could a bangaa chuck if a Bangaa could chuck wood?
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Post by Trinity on Dec 22, 2008 16:26:36 GMT -4
666 is the lovely answer
Where will the party start?
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Post by Kirin no Rei 77 on Dec 22, 2008 18:46:51 GMT -4
The tree will phone for one from a local pizza shop branch and bark orders till it they get it's order right. Until stem the tree will attempt to un root any problems they have in understanding what it wants. It mostly likely won't leaf a tip. I wuv you. <3 *laughs her ass off* ...The party shall start in the back of a Maroon 1989 Buick....that's one SEXY party. Why pay more?
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 23, 2008 12:26:54 GMT -4
Inflation, you can think the aholes who have horde their illgotten gains for that.
Why Payless?
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