themuffinman
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I WILL BE LONELY AND DESPERATE AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL!!!!!
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Post by themuffinman on May 5, 2010 6:24:29 GMT -4
Dear dieyoutubeusers, Well seeing as your question is highly irrelevant to me, I only get action from my right hand because I have to look up some stuff on my micro-computer with my left hand to make me...er...moist...yeah... -Amy
Dear Serena, How long have you been bulimic? -themuffinman
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Post by dieyoutubeusers on May 19, 2010 12:08:24 GMT -4
Dear themuffinman,
Well you see it all started like this:
*THIS IS A FLASHBACK!*
Kindergarten teacher:Okay Kids time for snacks Fatchubby little Serena: Oh my god cookies *starts pigging out* Ohm yum yum yum Kindergarten teacher: Serena don't be such a fatass Other kids: Serena's a fat ass! Serena's a fat ass! Serena's a fat ass! Fat chubby little Serena: No I'm not I'm just I'm *shoves fingers down throat and throws up* See I'm not fat! Hey I wonder if I can eat the throw up?
And that's how I become bulimic -Serena
Dear Jedite, Can I have your porno collection?
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Post by supergub on May 19, 2010 21:30:11 GMT -4
Dear dieyoutubeusers, Sorry, Jedite is unavailiable due to being frozen in a crystal. Also, his *ahem*...collection...has been burned. It was not suitable to Queen Beryl's...tastes. Negaverse message service
Dear Serena: Why don't you get some sort of psychological therapy to cure your bulimia? Concernedly, Seth
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themuffinman
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I WILL BE LONELY AND DESPERATE AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL!!!!!
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Post by themuffinman on May 21, 2010 10:49:25 GMT -4
Dear Seth, Well you see, psychological therapy costs too much like lyposuction and Jenny Craig does. Besides, bulimia is Zero the calories, zero the cost, twice the flavor!
Dear Mina, Have-aye you-aye learned-aye pig-aye Latin-aye yet-aye?
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Post by bluestarintears on Jul 7, 2010 2:05:14 GMT -4
Dear themuffinman, Like, what the hell are you saying?
Dear Alan, Can Ann read your mind in your sleep too? If so, does that lead to odd situations?
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themuffinman
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I WILL BE LONELY AND DESPERATE AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL!!!!!
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Post by themuffinman on Jul 11, 2010 3:08:08 GMT -4
Dear bluestarintears, Ann reads my mind in my sleep too. Although she doesn't know I listen to her when she what is it you humans do, bate the master? Anyways she listens to me as I listen to her, that dirty who- Ann: ALAN SHUT UP!!
Dear Serena, How the HELL is it possible for you to remember being Sailor Moon? I mean you obviously have a slightly lesser IQ than Mina of all people and you only focus on eating shit. I mean it'd be understandable for Lita, Amy, or Raye to remember but they don't! What's your secret? You bribe the writers?
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nado13579
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I live in Canada, eh!
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Post by nado13579 on Aug 28, 2010 1:39:26 GMT -4
Dear themuffinman, What? I'm Sailor Moon?! This is awesome! This is better than that time I threw up 17 times in one day! I gotta go tell Luna! I wonder... how the hell did I GET that cat anyways...? Oh well!
Dear Amy, If you ever wanted to lose your virginity, just go f**king sleep with Greg! Why don't you?
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themuffinman
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I WILL BE LONELY AND DESPERATE AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL!!!!!
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Post by themuffinman on Aug 30, 2010 6:35:42 GMT -4
Dear thepigtailedgirl, I've already lost it. And just because I touched his breast doesn't make him my boyfriend!! -Amy
Dear Molly, What are you doing?!
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nado13579
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I live in Canada, eh!
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Post by nado13579 on Sept 15, 2010 20:50:50 GMT -4
Dear themuffinman, Mama! Dear Artemis, Did you know that your owner is a SLUT? Love, ThePigtailedGirl
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hydroaqu24
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Otter Pokemon, with a horn....'nuff said.
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Post by hydroaqu24 on Oct 1, 2010 22:33:19 GMT -4
Dear ThePigtailedGirl,
of 'ourse i do! do you know what it's like hearing those thumping sounds? i live in the girls d*** room!!!
Dear Tuxedo Mask,
..............why?
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nado13579
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I live in Canada, eh!
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Post by nado13579 on Oct 13, 2010 21:35:09 GMT -4
Dear hydroaqu24, ..............cuz Dear Melvin, Why don't you go ask Molly about her dead boyfriend right now?
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Post by dragoon778 on Oct 17, 2010 13:12:49 GMT -4
Dear ThePigTailedGirl
Well you see, I've deduced that Molly's genes are not worth being spliced with my genious ones.
-Melvin
Dear Tuxedo Mask,
Do you realise that Serena is 3 years younger than you?
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nado13579
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I live in Canada, eh!
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Post by nado13579 on Oct 21, 2010 19:53:27 GMT -4
Dear dragoon778, Oh... no wonder she still calls me a pedophile... Dear Lita, How many guys actually DID look like you when you were a dude??
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Post by swooggie on Nov 6, 2010 0:12:02 GMT -4
Yo Homie ThePigtailedGirl
There is too many to count yo, it could take all day...
Peace Out yo! Lita.
Dear Luna, Have you moved in with Ami or were you just saying that to annoy Serena. Love SWooggie
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Post by crossbrand on Nov 24, 2010 16:05:42 GMT -4
Dearest Lita, I wish i did, but i got to babysit the fat moontard or else were all foocked.
Dear Molly, So how did you react when you found out that in the live action Sailormoon show [PGSM] it was Neflite that ended up with Amy/Sailor Mercury??
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