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Post by crossbrand on Dec 4, 2008 7:19:47 GMT -4
Okay Boyz and Grrlz The point of this thread is to ask a question or request some advice from one of the Characters [villians too] in the SMA series. However, seeing that cast is prolly predisposed [college, community service, shock therapy, etc.] They probably cant answer all the silly questions.
First- Ask a question: Dear Sailor Mars, theres a girl I like at school. How do i get her to notice?
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 4, 2008 7:26:51 GMT -4
Then the next person will post, and answer the question like any of the characters would: DEAR LOSER, NO GIRL WILL EVER LOVE YOU, CAUSE YOUR WRITING A LETTER TO A FICITIOUS TEENAGE GIRL!!! GET THA F*CK OFF THE INTERNET AND JOIN A GYM-YOU FAT F*CKING FAT @$$!!! ~Sailormars~ <3 PS:SATAN RULZ U
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Post by Kirin no Rei 77 on Dec 5, 2008 12:45:55 GMT -4
Ah, I gotcha.
Dear Serena,
Why are you so fucking annoying? Seriously, as a young girl watching this series, I wanted to jab something sharp and rusty into your ears just so you could feel the agony that I had to endure listening to your TERRIBLE dub voice. Of course, it was Canada's fault. But I still have a bone to pick with you!
Much <3,
-Kirin
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Post by AnimatedEvey47 on Dec 8, 2008 0:36:05 GMT -4
Dear Kirin, I am annoying because I am an American and Ignorant. Not to mention I throw up 10 times a day! I think I was diagnosed with some disorder when I was born that has made me this way. And yes blame it all on Canada, although Andrew is hot!
-Serena
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Post by usagi on Dec 8, 2008 18:46:30 GMT -4
Dear Luna, I'd like for you to explain your British accent. In your human form, your voice doesn't match your appearance. Also, since you lived on the moon at first, and you live in Japan now, how did you pick it up? It's quite confusing. If you actually are from Britain, which part are you from? Which footie team do you root for? Do you watch X Factor? Do you prefer Cadbury or Mars?
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Post by Kirin no Rei 77 on Dec 8, 2008 19:23:29 GMT -4
Dear Usagi, You of all people should know, being my master and all. During my brief 'Carmen Sandiego' phase (this is 'mid-life crisis' in kitty terms), I had a rather interesting stay in the land of Hockey and Syrup...Canada! You see, everyone in Canada speaks with a British accent (at least that's what I can ascertain from the dub), because we have a Queen, just like merry ol' England. The Queen only listens to you if you speak to her in ye olde Englishe and so in my attempts to conquer Canada-land and rid the world of the God-AWFUL dub artists for the American version of Sailor Moon, I picked up quite a knack for it. That's right. It's a conspiracy. Just try and stop me. And bitch! Everyone be knowin' I'm not from the moon, I'm from bloody Mexico! Honestly, if your head wasn't attached to your shoulders, you'd probably try and eat it! But what does all of this matter to you? You're a fat ass. I spend more time in my day babysitting you and trying to stop you from binging yourself to death than I do licking my own crotch. And cats are supposed to do that. A lot. So thanks to you, I've also acquired a curious and rather unpleasant odor. Me encanto Artemis mucho, -Luna
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 9, 2008 13:03:28 GMT -4
Dear Ami, If your so smart, why dont you invent Weaponry or sometype of explosive devices to use on the Nega...people? Or hack the Sailor Tech and invent some technology that prevents "Useless superhero syndrome" of which you suffer from. Well at least your not a Ronin Warrior.
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Post by usagi on Dec 12, 2008 21:31:50 GMT -4
Dear crossband,
You should realize that even if I do have an IQ of 300, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm smart. I mean, seriously, I have the most useless attack, I represent the smallest planet in the solar system now that Pluto's gone, and I have absolutely no people skills whatsoever. You should take that into account the next time you wonder why I can't build some sort of mecha to solve all of our problems.
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Post by tuxedominimask on Dec 13, 2008 1:08:04 GMT -4
Dear zoicite, will we no your gender before you tragically die?
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Post by masterweaver on Dec 13, 2008 12:21:59 GMT -4
Oohoohoo, Minimask! What a suspicious question!
The answer is no. I don't even know. So how can you know? It would be soooo unfair! Veryl isn't that cruel--- well okay, maybe she is, but the series doesn't focus on her often.
I think, though... I might be transgendered...
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Post by crossbrand on Dec 13, 2008 12:33:48 GMT -4
Dear Mary Ann Louise What part of Brooklyn are ya from?
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Post by erika_tru on Dec 15, 2008 4:04:38 GMT -4
It's Molly.... Since I was an accident, and was born in Japan I don't know were I came from --- Molly xoxo
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Post by masterweaver on Dec 15, 2008 19:05:40 GMT -4
TO the gloriously homicidal Rayne, Have you considered a career in vivisection?
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Post by vfanatic on Dec 16, 2008 21:33:53 GMT -4
Rayne? RAYNE!? IT'S RAYE, GET IT RIGHT YOU LAZY WASTE OF SPACE! AND NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND 4 ****ING YEARS OR MORE LEARNING ABOUT SHIT I CAN DO IN THE BACK ALLY OF SOME STREET! I CAN CUT THINGS OPEN JUST AS WELL WITHOUT LEARNING ABOUT THAT CENTERAL NERVOUS...HUH!? WHO ARE... *gets chucked into a massive Garbage heap*
Sho: Satanic Cults are Garbage CRUNCH! I'll add it to the Heap.
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Post by erika_tru on Dec 17, 2008 4:26:49 GMT -4
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