From Warriors Orochi [for those who havent played: 3D arcade style urban brawler, 70 armed characters, Feudal era heroes of japan cross over'd with the 'Three Kingdoms' heroes of china and doesnt play like whatever game theyre originally are from, but its pretty huge and a pretty inexpensive game]
Nobunaga Oda:The Enemy has surrounded us from all sides...Death is almost certain...Just the way i like it.
Ranmaru Mori: Im Overcome!
Pang Tong: Excuse me while i apply some Salve [Medicinal cream]
Zhao Yun: "I take my eye off for you a second, and you're already my match in battle!"
Ginchiyo : "I thought you might hold us back, but I was wrong to worry."
Xing Cai: "And it seems you are more than just a big mouth too..."
Ginchiyo: "Do not push your luck, woman."
Mitsunari: "Give it up. Don't disgrace yourself with a futile resistance."
Zhao Yun: "They've bitten! Now is our chance!"
Yoshihiro: "Ha! They're on the hook! Beat 'em to pieces!"
Jiang Wei: "The enemy are in no-man's land! We must strike!"
Zhao Yun: "The guards from the Ueda have arrived too. Bad timing."
Messenger: "Hey, look, phantoms everywhere!"
Zhao Yun: "Fight back! Give all your strength!"
Zhao Yun: "He was not here either... Do not despair, my lord! Hold out, and I promise I will come!"
Zhao Yun: "Excellent! Keep them focused on you!"
Cao Ren: "I am a rock! It will take more than you have to break through me!"
Zhao Yun: "There are no defenses which my spear cannot penetrate!"
Zhao Yun: "Zhou Cang! What are you doing here?"
Zhou Cang: "I cannot give my reasons. Withdraw, please."
Sun Ce: "So this makes us even, right?"
Zhao Yun: "Forgive me, but my lord comes first."
Zhao Yun: "No! A trap!"
Zhao Yun: "Who is that man? Never have I laid an eyes on such formidable warrior!"
Zhao Yun: "I can go no further. My apologies. I leave the rest to you."
Zhao Yun: "I-I... You think I'm handsome...?"
Okuni: "Oh, don't look at me with those puppy dog eyes.... I'll lose the will
to hurt you."
Magoichi: "Hello there, pretty lady. What's your name?"
Da Ji: "You just wish you had what I have!"
Xing Cai: "How did that box get out here?"
Kotaro: "Come, pretty one..."
Xing Cai: "...I've always been scared of clowns..."
Goemon: "Aw, leave me alone, girlie! This is no concern of yours!"
Xing Cai: "Their defenses are too tight. We will never make it through!"
Xing Cai: "Halt! Let's wait and see what happens for a bit."
Xing Cai: "This all thanks to your brilliant plan! Thank you!"
Masamune: "Out of my way! This is no place for little girls!"
Xing Cai: "And it's certainly no place for little boys!"
Xing Cai: "The floodgates? Leave them to me."
Musashi: "It sure is good having someone around you can rely on."
Xing Cai: "You just like having someone to do your dirty work."
Xing Cai: "Father... How could you...?"
Zhang Fei: "What? Hey, I don't need your pity! Come!"
Xing Cai: "Such presence... he reminds me of my father!"
Keiji: "Look out! Here comes the wild man to break you in two!"
Xing Cai: "That is the worst haircut I've ever seen..."
Xing Cai: "I have a bright future ahead of me, and you are not a part of it!"
Xing Cai: "Fall back, and wait for assistance! Hold out! I will not stand out
at any attemps at heroism!"
Xing Cai: "Reinforcements at last! Now is our chance!"
Zhang Fei: "Why do you have to show up? I've got an image to maintain!"
Yoshihiro: "I'm gonna bust that shell of yours in half!"
Yoshihiro: "Come on, out you come... Here, fishy, fishy..."
Yoshihiro: "Sounds like your family was a little too exclusive, if you know
what I mean."
Yoshihiro: "A pixie... Hmm..."
Da Ji: "Who are you calling a pixie, you troll?"
Meng Huo: "Thanks, old man!"
Sun Ce: "Good to see you, big fella, whoever you are!"
Sima Yi: "Angering me will lead you nowhere but to the gates of hell!"
Zhang Fei: "If you won't go quietly, then I'll drag you kicking and screaming."
Yoshihiro: "First I'll filet you, then hammer until dead!"
Zhang He: "You are supposed to be a woman... Where is your sense of grace?"
Ginchiyo: "You're supposed to be a warrior. Where's your sense of masculinity?"
Da Ji: "Ooh, I'm shaking..." [actually that might be a good sign]
Ginchiyo: "Are you not ashamed of yourself?"
Xu Huang: "Don't waste your breath. It may be your last."
Ginchiyo: "Brave girl! I expect nothing less from the daughter of one so great!"
Yue Ying: "My lord, please forgive my incompetence..."
Zhuge Liang: "The moment is not yet at hand. I will bind my time."
Yue Ying: "I have proven unworthy..."
Da Ji: "Your husband's abondoned you, and now you've lost the will to live, is that it?"
Goemon: "Yeah, well in case you haven't figured it out yet, I don't care!"
Yue Ying: "The ignorance of youth is no excuse for your actions!"
Magoichi: Perfect timing! Gimme a hand, will ya?"
Magoichi: "All right girls, advance down both flanks, and trap Masamune in the middle."
Magoichi: "Here, little birdie. Keep your eyes straight at me."
Magoichi: "Nice work, girls! Lookin' good."
Magoichi: "Woah... But you know, the odd burn won't put me off."
Magoichi: "Hey, don't make it obvious. Take your time."
Magoichi: "Now look what's happened. There's nothing else for it. Charge!"
Magoichi: "Uh-oh, I think I made a mess of this one."
Magoichi: "You're a handsome fella... D'you wanna be my wingman?"
Xiahou Dun: "...I want to spend as little time with you as possible."
Dong Zhuo: "When I'm done with you, you won't have any impudent lips left to flap!"
Ok, this is taking way too long, just go here:
www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/938105/51348 and make your own punch line
