Oh Starry Night Re-written

[iToshi]

i was bored and was watching "singing songs with SMA" and thought "im gunna re-write that one song!" so i did, because the songs so stupid and naive so i made it more modernish (beware for disturbing mental imagery and language. i do not take responsibily for any projectire vomiting that may occur)

---a-hem----


I've waited all my life
Even though I'm just thirteen
Like a fairy tale in days gone by
He will rescue me from my fears

And now I feel him standing close to me
And how can I tell him what he means to me
I spread my legs as he cums

Oh starry night
I think he just got me pregnant
Oh starry night
He better pay child support

Every night I think of him
Masturbating in my lonely room
Waiting for my prince to cum
Wondering if he'll be here soon

And when i go into his apartment
i see the douche in bed with another girl
He calls my name, as i run!

Oh starry night
Why did i fall in love with him?
Oh starry night
I am such a f**king moron

Oh starry night
i hope he dies a cruel death

Oh starry night
Why did I go
why did i think
He was my own true love?