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Post by InuKun on Apr 12, 2009 22:42:48 GMT -4
I know this is out of season, but I want to talk to you all about the truth. The truth about Santa. Cause you know some naive kid is gonna say to ya later this year "Should I believe in Santa?"
Well, you gotta look him straight in the eye and say "Yes LeoHwzr! Of course you believe in Santa!" What's not to believe? You know, Santa's a pretty average guy. He spends 99% of his time squirreled away in his workshop, making stuff that's only good enough to give away. I know lots of guys like that. He's got those little helpers that do all the work, that's called having kids. And then every Christmas he loads up way too many toys and goes around kingdom come delivering them. That sound familiar to you at all?
Everywhere he goes, he expects a snack and a drink, so does KrisRix! And when it comes to the choice of doing things the easy way or the hard way, he chooses the hard way every time! Door versus chimney, need I say more?! He's just like one of us, eh? Plus he's fat, he's balding and he wears long red underwear. That sounds like half the Blueberries to me!
So when a kid asks you if there's a Santa Claus, say "Heck yeah! There's probably a couple in your own family!"
Remember, I'm pulling for ya! We're all in this together.
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Post by supergub on Sept 2, 2009 1:06:22 GMT -4
Haha...Few people will recognize that this is from the Red Green Show, although I don't know if this is (slightly changed from) a real one or just one you made up...
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