Post by InuKun on Feb 13, 2009 13:51:36 GMT -4
This is just a quick one off to show how much fun it can be to mess with the minds of passengers.
I thought I'd let you see what goes on inside the cockpit during flight.
As InuKun and Zyking looked bored out of their mind at the controls in the cockpit, Zyking sighed. "I spy with my little eye, something that begins with 'S'." InuKun then said out of sheer boredom. "Sky." Zyking replied. "Yup." "I spy with my little eye, something that begins with 'C'." "Clouds." InuKun answered quickly. "Yeah. God, I'm bored." "Yeah, I'm fed up of playing that game. Let's play another game, shall we?" InuKun asked.
After pondering on what they should do next as Zyking whistled, InuKun came up with an idea after a moment. "I know what!" Zyking looked over to InuKun curious. "What?" InuKun then reached over and hit the PA button on the radio control and clicked his microphone button. "Hello, this is your Captain speaking. Um, there is absolutely no cause for alarm!" With that, InuKun disengaged the microphone, reseting the radio console before sitting back as Zyking laughed. "That'll get them thinking." InuKun finished whilst laughing alongside Zyking. Zyking then reached over to turn it back to PA again, but InuKun stopped him. "No, no! Let it sink in. Right now, they're thinking 'What is there absolutely no cause for alarm about?' Are the wings on fire?" InuKun then switched it back to PA and spoke into his microphone again. "The wings are not on fire!" Disengaging his microphone again, he looked over as Zyking was now in hysterics. "Now they're thinking 'Why should he say that?', so we say..."
At that moment, Konata, the flight attendant, walked into the cockpit. "Oh, how are we doing?" Zyking asked her. "They've stopped eating, looking a bit worried." she explained, whilst looking back into the cabin. InuKun nodded. "Good, good!" he said. "Hang on!" Konata cried out. "One of them is going into the lavatory!" InuKun turned around to look. "Is he there yet?" he asked. "He's just closing the door... Now!" she replied. Zyking grinned. "Right!" He switched the system once again to PA, as InuKun counted for him. "One...Two...Three." With that, Zyking hit his mic button. "Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts immediately, please!" InuKun and Zyking broke out again as Konata looked into the cabin. "Yes! Here he comes! Running up the aisle with his trousers down by his ankles." She then looked at both of them. "I'll do the 'Worried Walk' now. Just give them some more fun." With that, she left the cockpit, closing the door behind her.
"Let's do safety regulations now!" Zyking said as he pressed his PTT (Push to Talk) button for the microphone. "Please listen carefully." he said in a serious tone of voice. "I want to remind you of some of the safety regulations. In the case of emergency, it is vitally important to..." InuKun then clicked his button and started making a breathing sound like that of Darth Vader. After a few seconds, he released and let Zyking continue. "As the warning buzzer sounds!" InuKun then made a buzzer sound over his microphone. They then switched the PA off again and couldn't stop laughing. "Oh, that's got them shaken, I bet!" InuKun mentioned whilst rubbing his hands together.
Konata came back into the cockpit to tell them that they were doing a great job and that everyone was getting terrified back there. "Hey, I've got an idea!" InuKun then turned the PA back on. "Hello, you will find your life vests, under your seats!" Zyking then looked at him but didn't engage the intercom. "No, they're on the racks." He pointed upwards with his finger as InuKun sshhed him in between giggles. "Let them scramble a bit." After a few seconds, InuKun engaged the PA again. "I'm sorry. You'll find your life vests, in the racks above your heads! But do not unfasten your seat belts!" Zyking caught on at that point and joined in the laughter. Konata stormed back into the cockpit. "Great, great! That was marvelous!"
"Right then, jibberish now!" Zyking declared before going for his mic. "The scramsons above your head, are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your seat belts, and press the emergency photo stamps on the back of the seat behind you!" Konata contained herself as she looked back into the cabin. "They're climbing over their seats!" Zyking continued. "Please find the emergency sprill in the lavatory at the back of the aircraft, and release it!" Letting go of his PTT button, Zyking started laughing, as InuKun went for his, wanting to add something. "But do not unfasten your seat belt!" All three of them started laughing hard. "That's got them back to their seats!" Konata commented.
Zyking then hit his PTT button again. "The emergency sprill must be released!" he said, with urgency in his voice. "But do not leave your seats!" InuKun added. "DO NOT PANIC!" Zyking mentioned, with panic in his voice. "Tea will now be served." "Inflate your life vests, and please remove the luggage from the overhead bins and put them in the bins on the other side of the aircraft!" "Except hand luggage..." "Which you should sit on!" At this point, the riotous laughter in the cockpit was getting to be extreme. "Now have a look!" InuKun mentioned to Konata, who proceeded to look back into the cabin once more.
"Hang on!" she said, looking over at Zyking. "What?" he replied. "They've all jumped out!" To that, the laughter got even more stronger than it had been. After the laughter had died down again a few minutes later, InuKun looked out the window and then looked over at Zyking. "You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some trouble over this."
Kona Air
I thought I'd let you see what goes on inside the cockpit during flight.
As InuKun and Zyking looked bored out of their mind at the controls in the cockpit, Zyking sighed. "I spy with my little eye, something that begins with 'S'." InuKun then said out of sheer boredom. "Sky." Zyking replied. "Yup." "I spy with my little eye, something that begins with 'C'." "Clouds." InuKun answered quickly. "Yeah. God, I'm bored." "Yeah, I'm fed up of playing that game. Let's play another game, shall we?" InuKun asked.
After pondering on what they should do next as Zyking whistled, InuKun came up with an idea after a moment. "I know what!" Zyking looked over to InuKun curious. "What?" InuKun then reached over and hit the PA button on the radio control and clicked his microphone button. "Hello, this is your Captain speaking. Um, there is absolutely no cause for alarm!" With that, InuKun disengaged the microphone, reseting the radio console before sitting back as Zyking laughed. "That'll get them thinking." InuKun finished whilst laughing alongside Zyking. Zyking then reached over to turn it back to PA again, but InuKun stopped him. "No, no! Let it sink in. Right now, they're thinking 'What is there absolutely no cause for alarm about?' Are the wings on fire?" InuKun then switched it back to PA and spoke into his microphone again. "The wings are not on fire!" Disengaging his microphone again, he looked over as Zyking was now in hysterics. "Now they're thinking 'Why should he say that?', so we say..."
At that moment, Konata, the flight attendant, walked into the cockpit. "Oh, how are we doing?" Zyking asked her. "They've stopped eating, looking a bit worried." she explained, whilst looking back into the cabin. InuKun nodded. "Good, good!" he said. "Hang on!" Konata cried out. "One of them is going into the lavatory!" InuKun turned around to look. "Is he there yet?" he asked. "He's just closing the door... Now!" she replied. Zyking grinned. "Right!" He switched the system once again to PA, as InuKun counted for him. "One...Two...Three." With that, Zyking hit his mic button. "Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts immediately, please!" InuKun and Zyking broke out again as Konata looked into the cabin. "Yes! Here he comes! Running up the aisle with his trousers down by his ankles." She then looked at both of them. "I'll do the 'Worried Walk' now. Just give them some more fun." With that, she left the cockpit, closing the door behind her.
"Let's do safety regulations now!" Zyking said as he pressed his PTT (Push to Talk) button for the microphone. "Please listen carefully." he said in a serious tone of voice. "I want to remind you of some of the safety regulations. In the case of emergency, it is vitally important to..." InuKun then clicked his button and started making a breathing sound like that of Darth Vader. After a few seconds, he released and let Zyking continue. "As the warning buzzer sounds!" InuKun then made a buzzer sound over his microphone. They then switched the PA off again and couldn't stop laughing. "Oh, that's got them shaken, I bet!" InuKun mentioned whilst rubbing his hands together.
Konata came back into the cockpit to tell them that they were doing a great job and that everyone was getting terrified back there. "Hey, I've got an idea!" InuKun then turned the PA back on. "Hello, you will find your life vests, under your seats!" Zyking then looked at him but didn't engage the intercom. "No, they're on the racks." He pointed upwards with his finger as InuKun sshhed him in between giggles. "Let them scramble a bit." After a few seconds, InuKun engaged the PA again. "I'm sorry. You'll find your life vests, in the racks above your heads! But do not unfasten your seat belts!" Zyking caught on at that point and joined in the laughter. Konata stormed back into the cockpit. "Great, great! That was marvelous!"
"Right then, jibberish now!" Zyking declared before going for his mic. "The scramsons above your head, are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your seat belts, and press the emergency photo stamps on the back of the seat behind you!" Konata contained herself as she looked back into the cabin. "They're climbing over their seats!" Zyking continued. "Please find the emergency sprill in the lavatory at the back of the aircraft, and release it!" Letting go of his PTT button, Zyking started laughing, as InuKun went for his, wanting to add something. "But do not unfasten your seat belt!" All three of them started laughing hard. "That's got them back to their seats!" Konata commented.
Zyking then hit his PTT button again. "The emergency sprill must be released!" he said, with urgency in his voice. "But do not leave your seats!" InuKun added. "DO NOT PANIC!" Zyking mentioned, with panic in his voice. "Tea will now be served." "Inflate your life vests, and please remove the luggage from the overhead bins and put them in the bins on the other side of the aircraft!" "Except hand luggage..." "Which you should sit on!" At this point, the riotous laughter in the cockpit was getting to be extreme. "Now have a look!" InuKun mentioned to Konata, who proceeded to look back into the cabin once more.
"Hang on!" she said, looking over at Zyking. "What?" he replied. "They've all jumped out!" To that, the laughter got even more stronger than it had been. After the laughter had died down again a few minutes later, InuKun looked out the window and then looked over at Zyking. "You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some trouble over this."
