misa
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Post by misa on Aug 14, 2009 11:42:11 GMT -4
I'm Misa. I'm a newbie and I've been a fan of Sailor Moon since I was 9 years old (yeah, so about 9 years). I'm starting college in about a week and I love to dance. Thats about it, I guess.
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Post by alantar on Sept 3, 2009 20:55:57 GMT -4
Blah blah blah new here blah blah blah name to the left there. If you can tell me where I got it (hint: I added one letter), then you win a cookie. (Disclaimer: Cookies are entirely hypothetical since there is no means of distribution. In short, the cookie, much like the cake, is a lie.)Now to the actual reason I'm posting here. [...] Raye has to kill you in an EXTREMELY creative way for it to be considered sacrificing.[...] Personally, I would suggest starting by slicing open the sacrifice's belly and using their entrails to form a pentagram. There's something like a mile of intestines inside the average human, iirc, so you've got a lot to work with. Note that this must be done both quickly and accurately, as you want the sacrifice to be alive for the next part. After this, one could perform the traditional viking "blood eagle". It's also been called the "blood angel," though by the victims, not the perpetrators. And by that I mean the relatives of the victims. Presumably the actual victims called it something like "Oh my god what are you doing AAAAAAAAAAAA" trailing off into incoherent screaming that only stopped when they could no longer breathe because their lungs had been ripped out. Then for a finale, the sacrificer may set the whole thing on fire. If the last step can be done fast enough without losing accuracy, the sacrifice may still be conscious when they catch fire. Note that you may need to have some gasoline on hand to spread over the proceedings as blood tends not to burn very well (though it does boil nicely). This may all be combined with chanting, screaming, and/or sexual rituals as desired. Repeat as needed. Ummm... I mean... so I would imagine.
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Post by supergub on Sept 3, 2009 23:48:21 GMT -4
how did you know that in such detail...I'm scared now...
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Post by alantar on Sept 4, 2009 22:38:41 GMT -4
No, that is most certainly not the end game of 33 of my 242 revenge schemes!
Uhh... I mean... it's for a report? I got it from the Internet? Would you believe, another random pop culture reference?
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Post by supergub on Sept 5, 2009 1:04:18 GMT -4
no, I wouldn't believe that, I have a feeling that the SMA team hit perfectly on a personality with the Raye character. Minus the magical girl thing, that's just the gimmick that the Japanese creators came up with to prevent this from being a sitcom minus the comedy.
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Yuna
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Pretty words, Sailor Moon. But is that all they are? PRETTY WORDS!!??!!
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Post by Yuna on Sept 5, 2009 15:35:43 GMT -4
Hi~! I'm Yuna and, of course, I'm new to this site! I've been a fan of Sailor Moon since I was little, and I'm a huge fan of SMA as well. I also hope I'll make lots of friends here~ :3
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Amaterasu
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Damn Straight!
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Post by Amaterasu on Sept 5, 2009 16:02:39 GMT -4
Oh wow,am I late,well joined a little while ago,SMA is my favorite abridged series and i like naruto almost as much as Sailor Moon(jest if you must)
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Post by alantar on Sept 5, 2009 20:20:31 GMT -4
no, I wouldn't believe that, I have a feeling that the SMA team hit perfectly on a personality with the Raye character. Minus the magical girl thing, that's just the gimmick that the Japanese creators came up with to prevent this from being a sitcom minus the comedy. Oh, you are so on my list. Legal Disclaimer: the above is not a serious threat but an attempt to create humor. Those incapable of appreciating the difference will be eviscerated and probably set on fire.Oh, and I like Naruto as well. Or I like the manga anyway. Anime... varies. Waaaaay too much filler for my tastes, and half of it winds up being essentially the same plot. But on the other hand the Shippuden anime seems to be getting the hang of making filler without having it suck.
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Mike
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Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
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Post by Mike on Sept 10, 2009 18:41:33 GMT -4
Hey Y'all Name's Mike (Obviously lmao) and ya, I joined because I got a real kick out of SMA xD
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Post by alantar on Sept 10, 2009 19:22:34 GMT -4
Howdy! I hope you live in the South or Texas, 'cause those are the only places that have 'ya'll' privileges. (j/k)
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raekuul
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GIANT DOUGHNUT! DON'T LET SERENA NEAR ME!
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Post by raekuul on Sept 10, 2009 19:25:15 GMT -4
Alantar: You wouldn't be paired with someone named Pallando, would you?
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Post by alantar on Sept 10, 2009 19:32:41 GMT -4
Wow, first person that's got that. You win a hypothetical cookie. Alatar (note the lack of the letter n. I added that to make it roll off the English-speaking tongue better) and Pallando are the Blue Wizards very briefly referenced in Lord of the Rings and named in Unfinished Tales. When I came up with the name, Wikipedia didn't exist yet (not sure of the year but it was at least pre-9/11, so if Wiki, founded 2001, did exist it barely did), so it was really hard to find what I was talking about. Turns out wiki-ing or googling "Alatar" brings it right up, though. .... Curse you, pace of modern technology! Curse you with the death of a thousand flies! Edit: Oh yeah, out of curiosity, did you just happen to know that or did you google/wiki it?
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raekuul
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GIANT DOUGHNUT! DON'T LET SERENA NEAR ME!
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Post by raekuul on Sept 10, 2009 21:09:59 GMT -4
Edit: Oh yeah, out of curiosity, did you just happen to know that or did you google/wiki it? I knew it already... I've toyed with the idea of doing a fic starring the two of them... the main problem has been knowing what to do with them once Curunir... strands them in the Uttermost East.
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Post by alantar on Sept 10, 2009 21:33:10 GMT -4
Wow, you earn awesome points. Only reason I know their names is 'cause I've been carrying one of those names around for nearly 10 years.
Excessive use of ellipses, but the fact that they just get stranded there in Tolkien's writings always bug me. He indicates that they never make it back to the West, but why? There was speculation but nothing definite. Which makes it good fic material. Problem is, we don't know what the region was like. The south was the region of swarthy men (aka prehistoric Africa), so presumably there were Asiatic peoples to the east (perhaps drawing on Mongol-inspired European legends?), but due to the differences in the times it's hard not to come across as racist if you actually follow the flavor established in Tolkien which appears to imply "non-white men = bad" unless you dig into it.
*ahem* But that's just one Tolkien nerd's take on it.
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sailorreefer
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My life, now enfuzed with 33% more negative energy!!
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Post by sailorreefer on Sept 28, 2009 20:11:06 GMT -4
Ok I'm gonna do this right, since I've been pointed in the right direction. Thanks btw Amatureasu... I'm Sailorreefer, take a wild guess what I'm doing. Seriously, I work full time at CVS as a pharmacy technician, my off times I work out. Go on youtube looking for good abridged series's (which is how I found SMA). I am a sailor moon fan and I've watched it up to the sailor stars. Yes it is amazing that they had three cross dressers land on earth to save it, yeah I wasn't shocked. I even got into the live action, I did however stop at the end of the first season. I also write poetry, haven't had the ambition to write stories but have had ideas.
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