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Post by AnimatedEvey47 on Jan 19, 2009 1:18:35 GMT -4
So what movies you have seen that have made you gag or cry? I absolutely hated 10,000 BC it was soo stupid and so freaking inaccurate it makes Ice Age look like a professional documentary from the History Channel...yes...it was THAT BAD.
Alvin and the Chipmunks, I wanted to hang myself my childhood was ruined. Pretty much any cartoon that I loved as a kid (i.e. Scooby Doo, Alvin etc.) that has been turned into a live action film is terrible in my book.
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DesertMoxie
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Post by DesertMoxie on Feb 8, 2009 20:36:28 GMT -4
Hated Disney's Atlantis. I wish I wasn't young enough then that I could just get up and leave.
Smokin' Aces. There was this one random scene where some asian fakekarate kid took viagra and you could see the pup tent. And it wasn't one of those 'you gotta look for it' kind of things. I'm talking about full three second exposure time with the camera just RIGHT THERE on it.
Tomb Raider II. Good thing my friends and I were the only ones in the theater. We had an improvised Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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Post by InuKun on Feb 14, 2009 11:03:15 GMT -4
The remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. It seems that combined with the remake of The Fog a few years ago, directors and producers with remakes, want to completely go with CGI effects for everything. It gets monotonous after a while because it's a live action movie, and they're relying on animations for effects.
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aeriagloris
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Post by aeriagloris on Feb 17, 2009 22:13:16 GMT -4
'Because I Said So'
Why it occured to me to sit through this 'Something's Gotta Give' (one of my favorites) rip-off, I have no idea.
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DesertMoxie
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Post by DesertMoxie on Feb 18, 2009 2:40:40 GMT -4
Gone with the Wind.
It was so unnecessarily long and boring. I mean I'm a history major but this film has probably given the reason why so many people think history is so BORING.
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Post by Trinity on Feb 18, 2009 16:42:07 GMT -4
Stuart Little 1 + 2 and Jurassic Park 3
I knew my family was the only one not interested when we were so sleepy yet I saw others with gleaming eyes. The memories I want to forget.
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DesertMoxie
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Post by DesertMoxie on Feb 18, 2009 21:32:37 GMT -4
Plan 9 from OUTER SPACE!
Me: "Uuuhhhhhhhhh.......no."
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Post by crossbrand on Mar 4, 2009 13:26:10 GMT -4
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li
Got my money's worth, since i bought the boolteg like any rational human or fan of the series would. Watching this i couldnt stop myself from wondering why their trying to get superheroes like Chun and Goku to work in movies with the Spiderman-movie-formula.
"Hero narrates thier unimportant life through out the movie, Hero has doubt, father figure dies, evil older guy in a postion of power, Hero gets exponentially stronger through supernatural change, evil older guy gets beaten and dies at the end"
Yes, thats what basically happened in the movie. Besides an older Liu Kang sparring with "Chun" trying to seriously kill her seemed a little bizzare, and none of the characters looking like any of the characters in the old movie or any of the games. What the hell did these aholes do? Look at the old art work and assumed that putting there own touch of style and martial arts choreography [exactly what SF is known for *sarcasm] would make a block buster...during a recession!?
Im not outraged as an Street Fighter fan, cause I know that who ever had their greasy hand in making this movie had not only lost credibility but also a BUTTLOAD of money.
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Post by Kirin no Rei 77 on Mar 4, 2009 14:23:57 GMT -4
I second this movie and add The Sound of Music right along side it...that movie SUCKED. Also, the Silent Hill movie. I've never played the games before but even out of context, that movie makes absolutely no sense at all.  I also can't stand the Pirates of the Carribean movies....they're retarded. |
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Post by natendowii on Mar 5, 2009 19:25:31 GMT -4
I myself have not played the games, nor has my friend who showed it to me, and my friend LOVES that movie. I will admit is good in some ares, but at times, it drags....a lot.
We watched this Made-for-TV Movie in history during HSPA week in history called "Conspiracy" It's nothing but a bunch of Nazis sitting at a table and talking about the Nurenberg laws, and NOTHING HAPPENS AT ALL!!!!
and speaking of Movies with nothing happening, I went to see Spiderman 3 in Imax, I felt my skin slowly crawling toward the theater exits...
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DesertMoxie
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Post by DesertMoxie on Apr 8, 2009 23:46:27 GMT -4
Twilight.
Oh no I did NOT just go there!
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Post by insider2000 on Apr 9, 2009 8:25:30 GMT -4
Twilight. Oh no I did NOT just go there! OH SNAP! Dragon Fighter Bloodrayne Dragon Wars Can there ever be a good dragon movie? I guess Reign of Fire wasn't all that bad. |
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Post by Roger Smith (NOT!) on Apr 9, 2009 18:44:40 GMT -4
I've seen Plan 9 From Outer Space, but it was a "So Bad It's Good" experience. The only movie that I can think of offhand that was painful to watch was Fools Rush In, a badly-written romantic comedy with a tacked-on happy ending that didn't fit the story. If the people who had rented the movie weren't the ones giving me a ride home, I wouldn't have seen it.
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Post by resettisreplicas on Apr 11, 2009 14:26:34 GMT -4
Dragon Fighter Bloodrayne Dragon Wars Can there ever be a good dragon movie? No. Add Dungeons and Dragons to the list while you're at it. I am so glad I watched it On Demand with my brother instead of paying for a ticket or buying the DVD. |
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Post by seen on Apr 11, 2009 19:19:04 GMT -4
Dragonball Evolution
Super Mario Bros
Twilight
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